[Royal Guard] Memo: A clean guardhouse is a happy guardhouse.

[no body]

*Scrawled on a bit of spare parchment and prominently displayed on the office message wall, lies a memo to all guards*

The janitorial staff and younger recruits have been loudly complaining, as of late, about the horrible mess that the various guards and prisoners track through the office on their way to the cells. In particular, the mud that is often tracked in from the rather dirty roads and backalleys of Drache. Though an extensive effort on my part, I have managed to quiet their complaints, though I doubt I will be able to do so again. What, then, would we do if we were reliant only upon the raw recruits to scrub the floors and keep this wonderful symbol of peace, order, and justice clean? Think of the symbolic meaning of having dirty floors in the very offices of the guard! I think we can all imagine the sort of jokes that would come as a result of *that*. As such, I feel that I must ask all guards to wipe their feet on the provided entry mats before stepping into the building, and to make every effort to have their prisoners do the same. I feel certain that with this little bit of
 effort, we can all help to contribute to the overall cleanliness of our work environment, and encourage greater productivity as a result. After all, we need to meet our quotas, don't we?

--Adjutant Kypree




 
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