[Royal Guard] Patron Misconduct & Duel Between Sulei and Lauzan

[Karras / Stu]

((A scrawled report is handed and placed upon the administrative piles
that make up the daily reports for Drache's Guardhouse.  It appears to
have a heavy slant, and its wording and continuous ammendments appear to
be the work of somebody who's never actually written a guardsman's
incident report before.))


MERRAX ul-ORYAN RATHOLTA
BOWMA---XX
FALCHION US---xxxx

ARMS RECRUIT

JOIN--xxx
SIGNED O--xxxx
RECRUITED: 3xx x2x 
-6- . III. 478.
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Beat Reporxxx   --- 
--- Daily Patrol Updaxxxx 
 Inn Detayled Senarxxxx


REPORT
8. IV. 478.

It was last night I was walking into the the King's Inn, AKA The Black
Dragon Inn, AKA BlkDragon Inn, AKA Dulcy's Corner, AKA the Inn, on this
past Tensxxx Mensxxx Middas, on Rain's Hand 8.  I'd finished that
Menx-damned hourxxxx --- finished First Watch in the Black Dragon
District, and entered into the premises for a nice chat and cuppa coffee
with our brogod, Dulcina, and perhaps anybody else who might be up for
conversation and not call me a corrupt, callous, fist-beating facist pig,
and act like some sangli-kicked konkeletek broppi like most of the patrons
I talk to seem to do half the bloody time.

Instead, once I'd just waklxxx peramboolatxxx stepped inside, I found
after I'd just asked our brogod for a nice hot cup of thick sludge, there
was some Aslarian kaxatod, <description of Sulei> who seemed to be acting
more like a mugoxod when for some Menxdamned reason he had taken upon
himself to stand over a table between two patrons across the commons. One
of them a sturdy looking Nipenxxx..Nipiurxxxx. Panguro-whatsiit,
<description of Lauzan> and the other I believe was the Panguro-whatsit
man's lady who was really hot-XXX was rather attractive in appearance.
<description of Edelmira>.

The patrons who I was looking upon, the Bahj Vorfon and Tespin, seemed to
be eating a meal or drinking tea, or whatever it is up-nosed,
well-dressed, Bahijian-looking rich and loaded-to-the-eyeballs kaxatods
coming to Drache actually do in their spare time.  Whatever it was they
were doing, I don't believe they were acting with any hostility, unlike
the mugoxod Aslarian, who was swearing like some Seccan sailor and then
unsheathed what appeared to be some fancy Aslarian blade for some reason
that appeared to be nothing but of spite.  Racial and predjudice remarks
were overheard, too.

I immediatley told the aforementioned broppi muxugod Aslarian, in a rather
direct and blunt Transdarinian manner, to put his blade away as public
houses were no places for swordfights whilst standing around swearing at
patrons trying to enjoy a meal.   He didn't claim to be any bounty hunter
either, which spoke even more fawbodxxx badly for his actions.

The Panguro-dressed Bahijian kaxatod then led the mugoxod Aslarian broppi
outside for a legal throw down in the arena.  I decided to supervise the
legal duel to ensure no foul play and to prevent danger that could find
it's way to Drache's citizens if the fight clashed onto the streets.   The
duel ended with the Bahjian rich-looking fellow the victor, and the broppi
Aslarian fellow yielded.

I've heard rumors that this Aslarian foul-mouthed konkeletel might be the
same sangli-kicked twat who made some harsh seditious comments that
bordered on treason.  I also believe he fought a legal duel with one of
the Martial Tournament champions from last year.  This was at the time
that many claimed reports of seditious comments and intentions from this
individual.

I am writing this report becuase (a) I think the Aslari broppi is a
foul-mouthed pexolta who is likely to perhaps cause more issues down the
track, and (b) Drawing a blade without defensive reasons in a public house
is also a criminal offense. 

I issued the Alsarian broppi with a warning, and informed him that any
further actions of the same would result in his immediate arrest.

Yours Trulxxx
In Faith As ALxxx--

Me exenem,

Merrax ul-Oryan Ratholta
Arms-Recruit











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