[Royal Guard] Bloody Mess...

[John Schiavo]

<A very unhappy off duty Tierant enters the guardhouse, incapacitated prisoner over his shoulder, coughing up blood.  He is very unhappy.  He files his hasty report as soon as the prisoner is locked up.  A very unhappy report.>

Some kid tried to steal from me this evening.  <Insert description of Erysol>  He failed, and battle began.  I tried to let him off with a warning, but he engaged in combat with Armsman Spyre.  A bloody, messy, pointless battle ensued, and the boy was eventually captured.  He should already be locked up.

At some point during the battle, a woman interfered by means of explosives, and other chemicals.  <This spot was once a description of IIDominoII, but is mostly covered in blood>  Eventually, she was detained aswell, after nearing being killed by her own chemicals.

I really hate this city sometimes.  I really hate this city.

Armsman,
Tierant Darkblight.

In humble service of the Crown.

<OOC:  I had a slightly better penned post constructed, but my email client deleted it randomly...  But the general message is the same>